Now the Internet has spotted a crashed Star Destroyer on Mars

Now the Internet has spotted a crashed Star Destroyer on Mars

 Hey, Internet. We need to have a quick chat about something. It's not a big deal or anything, I'm just a little worried about your priorities lately. I'm talking specifically about all the time you've been spending staring at photos sent back from Mars by the Curiosity Rover looking for alien women, or crabs, or whatever.

I heard the latest thing is that you all think you've found a crashed UFO that looks exactly like a Star Destroyer from "Star Wars."

No, wait. Sit back down, please. And don't "whatever" me, young people -- CNET and I have been online longer than even Google. That's right. Have you even heard the name Lycos before?


I didn't think so. Please give me some credit -- I have some idea what I'm talking about when I tell you that you're being trolled by some really lame UFO bloggers who just found what is clearly a rock, and not even a very big rock at that.
 Just look at how this blogger, Scott C. Waring over at ufosightingsdaily.com, describes the thing:

"The craft is only about 2.5-3 meters across, so it probably only held a few passengers. Since many of the figures we found on Mars are about 5-8 cm tall, then we can conclude that his ship could carry about 20-40 passengers."
Uh, yeah... I guess you could conclude that a kitchen-table-sized UFO filled with tiny aliens crash-landed on Mars a while back, or maybe this drone has really wicked range, or just maybe...IT'S A ROCK.